PROS AND CONS OF LIVING ALONE

Pros to living alone:
- There's no one to judge me when I have that 4th glass of wine with dinner.
- The background music is always Kelly Clarkson, big band, or whatever emo crap I'm in the mood for.
- Nudity. So much goddamn nudity. (I'm naked right now!)
- There's no one to laugh at me as I wallow in my hangover until 5 in the afternoon.


Cons to living alone:
- I immediately attribute any strange noise in the apartment to zombies/rapists/zombie rapists.
- When I come home from a night out, there's no one for me to wake up so I can giggle about boys or other exciting things.
- I can't blame anyone else for all the dishes in the sink or all the dirty clothes on the floor.
- There's no one to stop me from having that 4th glass of wine with dinner.

Daaaaaaanaaaaaa, come hooooooooome!